1. Wobble of the Wibbles

Welcome to Flibber Flabber Prop Firm ("FFPF"). By using our services, you agree to be bound by these nonsensical terms ("Terms"). If you do not agree to these Terms, please refrain from engaging in any flibber flabber activities.

2. Flabbergastation Eligibility

To become a certified Flibber, you must be at least 372 wibbles old and possess a valid WobbleWobble certification. Proof of prior experience in frobnication is highly recommended but not required.

3. Floogle Usage

3.1 Wibblify Protocol: All users must adhere to the standard Wibblify Protocol, ensuring that all flibbering is conducted in a responsible and frobnicated manner. 3.2 Splinters: Under no circumstances shall a user splinter more than three gorfits per flibber session.

4. Grumple Authorization

By agreeing to these Terms, you grant FFPF the perpetual right to grumple, bungle, and occasionally spuddle your frobnications for any purpose deemed necessary by the Council of Wibbles.

5. Snaffle Liability

FFPF shall not be held responsible for any snaffles, bafflements, or whiffle-induced perturbations that may arise during your flibbering activities. All users engage in frobnication at their own risk.

6. Quibble Dispute Resolution

Any quibbles, squabbles, or kerfuffles arising from these Terms shall be resolved through a game of QuibbleWobble, overseen by a certified Flibber Jibber of the Third Order.

7. Bamboozle Compliance

7.1 Fibble-Fabble Conduct: Users must conduct themselves with utmost fibble-fabble integrity, ensuring no bamboozling, hoodwinking, or skullduggery. 7.2 Dibble-Dabble Regulations: All dibble-dabbling must comply with local and intergalactic dibble-dabble statutes.

8. Termination of Flibber Privileges

FFPF reserves the right to terminate your flibber privileges at any time, without notice, for reasons including but not limited to excessive flibberwobbling, unauthorized wibblewobbling, or general bamboozlery.

9. Miscellaneous Mumbo Jumbo

9.1 Garfle Clause: This agreement is subject to the Garfle Clause, stipulating that all frobnications must be conducted under the supervision of a certified Garfle Master.

9.2 Zibble: Any zibble, zubble, or zibble-zubble interactions are strictly prohibited without prior approval from the Zibble Council.

10. Amendments and WobbleWobble

FFPF reserves the right to amend these Terms at any time. Amendments will be communicated through a series of interpretive dance routines performed by the Council of Wibbles.

By engaging in any flibber flabber activities with FFPF, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agreed to these nonsensical Terms of Service. Happy frobnication!